There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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