The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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