'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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