so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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