There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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