ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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