North Korea, Best Korea!
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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