You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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