i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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