rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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