oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Welp...herpes.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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