How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Randomize
