WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
