Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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