did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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