can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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