Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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