Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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