Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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