where does the pee come out of this thing
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
How external is "for external use only"?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
