now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
