Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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