I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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