what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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