Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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You. Win. At. Life.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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