If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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