i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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