i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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