Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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