Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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