I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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