they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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