So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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