the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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