If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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