oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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