What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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