My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Acid is not a monday night drug
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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