I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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