I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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