whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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