Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
She's the barista slut.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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