I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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