her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
