You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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