On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I need to stop coming to work sober
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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