youre lurking in front of me
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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