Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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