I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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