do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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